This is a video game right here! Right now we’re making it for platforms that accept tiny games. Is it a metaphor for the futility of human existence? Is it a militant vegan parable? Is it an ad for a station wagon? None can say for sure. But current conspirators include the fabulous Junkboy on the pixels, and the awesome Motohiro Kawashima on music duty. If his name doesn’t ring a bell, have yourself a listen-see to this song right here. Turn it up and try not to void your bowels. IF YOU EVEN CAN. NOT VOID YOUR BOWELS, THAT IS.
Yeah, I hope this game will be A Fun Time for You and Your Loved Ones. You might want to click that image on the left to see a larger version. You might! But I can’t really predict what other people are going to do, okay, so cut me some slack.